Fantasy Man

Are you a pirate?

The rough timbre of your voice

Ah, send arrows straight to my core

Spread and ready, matey.

Are you a vampire?

My blood awaits

Ever ready for your supernatural domination

I surrender to thy.

Are you a not-so white knight?

Your mighty sword

I’m ready to stroke should there be need.

Are you my sexy geek?

Knowledge to my make my sex pout and nipples implore your wisdom

Your brain stirs my intellect and, uh, other more primitive areas.

Are you a powerful Dom?

Whips and chains your pleasure?

Leather a delight in our bedroom sport.

Whoever you may be

As long as my average Joe sleeps beside me

My adventurous lust assuaged

Your mighty, err, stead well pleasured.